Wednesday, December 10, 2008

My Christmas Gift to Each of You

My dear friends and family,


Somewhat embarrassing to admit but Christmas will be tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below.

How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:
You need four maxi pads to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.
Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc.
These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags.

I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself....

Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each one of you.


12 comments:

Kim said...

OMG! LOL! I actually know 2 boys that would wear those things to school. ROFLMAO

Connie B said...

LMAO!!!!

Jeanie said...

Great Idea ! LOL !

Cindy said...

Too funny! Thank you for the giggle :)

Cindy F. said...

LOL and now my face hurts!! TOO FUNNY!!! Love it!

mainely stitching said...

OMG. I'm dying. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen!

Kathy A. said...

I'll take two pair - one regular and one maxi ROFLMAO That is just too funny!!!

Mistylynn said...

I need one of the get out the sand bags lol

Lelia said...

LOL!! What a hoot : )

Michele said...

omg that was wonderfully funny! and we all need it!

Mare said...

LMAO! I think I need a little glitter on mine, please. I love mine with wings, extra long ultra thins.

God this is funny!

MrsJ said...

You should put some of those kinoki pads on these, too, and then people can cleanse at the same time...